My sister hasn’t been seen or heard from for over 12 hours. Although this is a common thing we are all very worried because a lot of people have been going missing after warped tour and she had gone alone, with only enough money to get her there and back. Last time I talked to her she was going to go see bayside. If you know ANYTHING of her where abouts please text me 6304532245 and PLEASE share this around The photo above was the outfit she wore to warped tour. Black hair She’s around 5’5 and has a large tattoo of hands on her right thigh. #bringrachelhome
i hate it when teachers are like “should i send you back to kindergarten” like hell yeah you should fuck algebra nap time and cookies is where its at you feel me
wow this almost became sucessful
MY DAD MADE AN IMPALA CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY HOLY HELL
My dad who spent 12 hours making this cake for me wants this post to get 2000 notes I will do it god dammit
this is amazeballs
Please tell me there is a Sam in the passenger seat.
AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL
I was gaping the entire song this is insane
If I had a dollar for every time a musician made me feel like I’ve done nothing with my life, I’d be filthy, FILTHY rich.
Wow. Wooooooooooooooooooooooow. BLESS.
A girl at my old school did the same thing as this and holy shit I was in love with her all up through senior year
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a seesaw.
or you could do it the old-fashioned way
Fuck you all for reblogging this. I stole this joke from an 8 year old.
oF ALL MY POSTS TO BREAK 200 NOTES IT HAD TO BE THIS ONE??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS
"Hello listeners! I’m very excited today because we are going to have an exclusive interview with none other than Carlos!— the beautiful, perfect, scientist who happens to be my boyfriend! Did I mention him and I have a date later today?”
what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions
like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and
they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks
sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate
one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.
i remember during finals week the kid that sat next to me noticed that everybody was stressed out so he carried around two backpacks and one was full of hostess snacks
these kids went around at lunch selling nice unopened body jewelry until they got in trouble once
Once in my high school english class a kid was eating a burger and our semi-British fully-snooty teacher says, with a sly smirk, “Mr. Hamilton, unless you can share with the class good manners dictate that I must ask you to put that away,” so the kid just kind of looked down at his burger, shrugged, then reached under the table and pulled out a White Castle crave case and said, “Ok, I guess everyone can have one”. It was a truly epic day.*
*except for me, the sadsack vegetarian.